April 2012
1 post
“Kinda? Whaddya mean, kinda? As in, she’s kinda pregnant?” Our meeting jargon. 
Apr 13th
1 note
March 2012
1 post
“Do you like hummus?” “You mean that brown mushy stuff That smells like poo? No.”
Mar 28th
January 2012
4 posts
2 tags
Wearing 2XL Rain jacket down to my knees Don’t need the rain pants. 
Jan 25th
2 notes
Jan 12th
Gloves and waders on, Helping geo engineer Collect soil samples.
Jan 11th
1 tag
Slurring words, he says: You are the most beautiful Construction lady.
Jan 7th
December 2011
7 posts
2 tags
OAC meeting Small talk about bifocals Used to go hunting.
Dec 30th
1 tag
Wearing designer Jeans to stomp in the mud seems Inappropriate
Dec 29th
1 tag
Met owner at lunch, “I thought she would be Swedish, Tall, and blond.” Sorry?
Dec 16th
1 note
Shift now starts at noon It means I have co-workers And need sunglasses.
Dec 14th
Buttress drilling specs Needs thixotropic fluid Used inside casing.
Dec 14th
1 tag
Drilling foreman talk, Operating crane much like Call of Duty game (!?!)
Dec 9th
The office party, Everyone goes, I work swing, But boss gives me wine.
Dec 9th
2 tags
Hole punch confetti Fills pockets of safety vest It’s time to vacuum.
Dec 1st
1 tag
Whizzing rubber balls Creates rainbow of color I duck in my cube.
Dec 1st
2 tags
30 mph! Need to tighten the hard hat Lest the wind takes it.
Dec 1st
November 2011
21 posts
Waiting for boys’ move, I connect all paper clips And place back in box. 
Nov 30th
Wandering transient He screams, “Fuck you!” and scowls At empty driveway.
Nov 30th
Nov 18th
Pick-Up Line Fail
“Let’s jog together.” Authoritatively walk, That’s all I will do.
Nov 17th
When Your Industry is
Don’t shit where you eat. Apparently that’s too rough? No pen in shared ink.
Nov 17th
Stuffed cube full of trash, But apple in safety vest, OK, I forgive.
Nov 17th
Empty desk while day, Fake bugs hidden everywhere, Night: Rolling my eyes.
Nov 16th
1 tag
I asked his origin. “I’m from where the men are men, And the sheep are scared.”
Nov 15th
1 note
Rain gear overalls Looks like Pillsbury dough boy Craving hot shower.
Nov 12th
2 tags
I can deduct gear?!? IRS fueling spending Good tip from foreman.
Nov 12th
5 notes
1 tag
Site binoculars: To watch workers down below Or peep next building?
Nov 11th
13 notes
1 tag
Mouvember
No shave November Drew moustache on my finger So I’m not left out.
Nov 11th
Nachos in my tumm, Eating like college frat boy, This is construction.
Nov 11th
1 tag
Since I work downtown Animal or human poop? Is the real question.
Nov 11th
Bought new steel-toed boots :) “Too clean!” He stomps on them. Well, he is my boss.
Nov 11th
Running around here Makes me sweaty and dirty. No time for dinner :(
Nov 11th
Stood too near a truck Dumping spoils from buttress shafts. Cement down my shirt.
Nov 11th
Welcome
I’m writing haikus Recording construction life: Prose with men, tools, work.
Nov 11th